PHP quickies: Count()
I can’t help but think of The Count while writing this post… I’m such a big baby! Alright, in this quickie we’ll talk about the power of the count() function in MySQL (In this example. I’m sure its almost a […]
I can’t help but think of The Count while writing this post… I’m such a big baby! Alright, in this quickie we’ll talk about the power of the count() function in MySQL (In this example. I’m sure its almost a […]
So I explained in the last quickie how to do a cronjob, why, and that I’ll explain how to make such files to be cronjobbed.
This isn’t entirely PHP. In fact, its technically NOT PHP. I had to add it to have an idea how to do scheduled tasks for your PHP code (This post prepares you for my next post). Alright, here we go!
I’m no security guru. But I mostly learn stuff the hard way (Or having a mentor/partner smacking me in the head to do stuff… Which is still a hard way). If you’re using MySQL databases, you’ll most likely have some […]
You know how fraudsters (Fraud gangastars yawalad!) usually send long emails either from Nigerian prince or a dying woman and stuff? And it’s long enough that if you print it on toilet paper, you’ll need two?
I’m… I’m speechless… This made my day! I don’t share videos much but this worth it! X”D Gotta love Old Spice!
Yep, I’m at it again… If I reach 20, I’ll write’em in a PDF file in a nice way and leave a copy to download. Anyway, back to some funny material
Well, for those who’ve been catching up with my pictures and all would know that I haven’t done macro for the longest time (If ever… Maybe once, only). So, I was insomniac and decided to give it another spin and […]
Yep, more to come!! Good boy! *Me feeding my colleague’s shredder some papers* Me: Good boy! Colleague: What are you doing? Me: Feeding my pet. Colleague: Get the fuck out! My whole family is out the country *Me and a […]
I didn’t post a useless thing for the longest time so, well, enjoy one of the most useless inventions that made me laugh for an hour: