OK, so I was bored in Starbucks and wanted to waste my time… So I thought of writing a LOLCODE program.
I had hard time successfully writing it to be honest. Leaving the fact that I laughed like an idiot while everyone is looking at me with the “WTF!?” facial expression, the syntax weren’t that clear and the .NET compiler wasn’t that clear.
In any event, here’s the code:
HAI BTW software stars here
I HAS A VAR BTW this declares a variable named “VAR”
VISIBLE “GIMMEH NOM KOUNT!” BTW this prints “GIMMEH NOM KOUNT!” on screen
GIMMEH VAR BTW this waits for input and stores it in VAR
IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR VAR TIL SAEM VAR AN 0 BTW loop until VAR == 0 while decreasing VAR
VISIBLE “:onom “! BTW print “nom ” with a bell. the ! is to delete the /n
IM OUTTA YR LOOP BTW done looping
VISIBLE “:):)OH NOES!! NO MOAR NOMS!! OMGWTFBBQ!” BTW show complain that there’s no noms left… Bohoho
KTHXBYE BTW end of software
Compiled code? It’s here… Just extract the files somewhere and run’em (Seems like the .EXE file alone wouldn’t work)
BTW == “//”
VISIBLE == “cout”
GIMMEH == “cin”
KTHXBYE == “return 0;”
You’ll laugh even more when you read the specs
Seriously, I couldn’t stop laughing… I hope the guys can improve it more!!
I haz no windoze
I haz no mono
I can haz lnux compiler 😉