“Like a sir” first attempt
OK, the story to make this concept goes back when I was in Poland.
Y’see, I bought my dad this cane and, well, I couldn’t fit it in my bad so I had to walk with it. While I was doing that (And taking advantage of people treating my extra nice), I felt like a sir… So I decided to contribute and make one (And who knows, maybe 9gag it).
Anyway, this is just water-testing shots and soon will have real ones :3
Don’t sink down to my level! I’ll beat you so bad in it!! – 8
I bet so many people have been waiting for this so. But this one is a bit nastier!
It has some adult material (Not graphical, just some adult references). So this is just a warning عشان محد يقول ما قلت
Anyway, here we go:
Held against you!
No, I’m not talking about Britney Spears song. Its a scenario that really happened and I was inspired by a drunk guy who got held by an officer.
Friend (A girl): Yes, as a punishment
Me: Well, at least its not something to be held against you legally and for future references… Unless they’re boobs… I definitely want them to be held against me legally and for future references
*Friend facepalms*
You expire in December?
*Passing by a security gate at work*
Security guard: Can I see your ID please?
*Pull out my card*
Security guard: Your name is #### #### #### #### and you expire in December 2016?
*Taking my credit card back and pulling out my ID*
I cannot express how weird the pokerfaces we pulled. What made it worse is that the guy knows me.
I’m coiny and I know it
Dragos: I got coins in my pocket—
Me interrupting: And I’m not afraid to show them! Show them! Show them! I’m coiny and I know it!!
April:
If April fool. Does that mean teenage mutant ninja turtles smart?
Plastic surgeon:
Me: Did you see my last shots?
Friend: Oh yeah I saw your links in titter
Me: You know that titter sounds like a tits making machine, right? That, or plastic surgeon
Friend: I kinda saw that coming…
Hey, in my defense, ….
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Never mind, I can be a perv sometimes…
اشوفك صاير غبي!
Khalid is an Egyptian (صعيدي) guy who’s, well, we consider him as a part of our family. So it goes like this:
Dad: خالد تعال تغدا معاي
Khalid: معلش يابو عبدالله اصلي متفطر فول عالصبح
Dad: اشوفك صاير غبي اليوم!
My name is Dherar
Friend: Go back to school!
Me: There are only three universities in Kuwait that do computer engineering: Kuwait University, AUM and AUK. AUK costs ~600KD per 3 credits. My name is Dherar ALRashoud, not Dherar Scroog McDuck!
Friend: It makes me sad that I know what you mean by Scroog McDuck… I’m getting old…
TO THE STRIPCLUB!!
Me: BRB, going to the strip club
Friend: You mean servers room, right?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Friend: I guess…
Me: Damn! You just know me too well…
Winnie the pooh logic
Friend: So you’re scooping bare handed from that huge Nutella jar!? Thats gross!!
Me: Winnie The Pooh scoops honey bare handed straight from the jar. It’s only logical to scoop bare handed straight from a huge jar when given one.
Friend: Winnie The Pooh isn’t real!
Me: YOU’RE NOT REAL!!
KADABRAAAAA!!
*Walking around licking a spoonful of Nutella*
Brother: What are you doing!?
*Staring at him*
Me: KADABRAAAAAAAA!!!
Brother: Walk away!!
Me in philosophy mode:
انا اشك.
اذا، انا ابرة
OK, I ran out of scenarios… Or at least can’t think anything more at the moment… Hope you enjoyed them :3
Nothing important… Just Bill Gates mug shot… Wait, what!?
I remember almost a year ago I’ve been told that there’s something fishy in the profile picture in Microsoft Office. Then I’ve been told its Bill Gates mug shot.
I just remembered and figured “Hey, lemme confirm it” and, well, eyes cannot unsee what I’ve seen…
Doesn’t show? Well, wait for it…
I’m so sorry for the low resolutions and all, couldn’t find bigger pictures (And if you zoomed in, wouldn’t be so clear either)
Kuwait International Rally 2012 – Day 2: Trying out something new!
If you checked this post, you’ll see some rally shots which I learned a new fun thing to try on the upcoming Rally (Which happened few days ago).
I saw and talked to a guy who was using a fisheye lens and, well, I saw what he got and I was seriously amazed! I saw car and flying dirt in another perspective.
So I decided to give it a shot and see what goes. And sure you know it, these are some of the few shots I feel so proud of clicking!
I’d like to note that my fisheye lens is Rokinon 8mm. Which doesn’t have an auto focus (Which means I have to focus manually). The trick in getting these shots was to set the focus to 1.5 ~ 3 meters (Since thats the approximate distance between me and cars anyway) and raise the aperture to something like 8 or 11 stops.
Results? You got it!
First four aren’t fisheyed, the rest are!
Also, if you’re wondering how I looked like while clicking these pictures, I was literally running for the car and eating its dust! Like this:

Cyber Security Paranoia: Trust, Comfort and Security
This isn’t my usual “How to” or any personal opinion on a latest news. This is just a thought I’d like to just write and this has some strong words (عشان محد يقول ماقلت).

To start with, I’d like to say this:
To secure is to sacrifice comfort and luxury. To get luxury and comfort is to sacrifice security
I keep telling everyone that quote to explain to what extend people should push their security borders.
Few months ago, I went to some colleague to set up her email account in her Galaxy Note. She got paranoid about remote device wiping and I explained to her that the feature exists, but no one will do it unless you asked us to. After assuring her no one is going to wipe it UNLESS she asks us to, she agreed to use it normally.
Few days ago, there was some tweets about a feature in Microsoft Exchange server (Or maybe other services too!) to wipe out a device remotely which includes iOS, Android and WP7 (Duuuh, obviously) and people went ape shit about how bad that is and all.
Imagine this scenario:
Someone steals your phone and write “I love penis” in your facebook status update or tweets “I’m gay and proud!”. Wouldn’t you want to wipe your device before that happens?
This got me thinking about technology trust in different perspectives.
When it comes to our common user, your email administrator can have the ability to read your emails, do whatever they want with your email account. But they most likely didn’t. What makes you think they’ll wipe out your device? And if they did, what makes you think you can’t sue the hell out of their ass by tracing times and stuff (Logs are kept and can be used as a proof). And if you don’t trust your work administrators, why do you use their email to begin with? I mean, you can access your work web portal and check your emails, so why the hey?
When it comes to managers, if you can’t trust an administrator, why hire him? I’d understand managers concerns about privacy and all. But hiring an untrustworthy administrator with so many constrains and rules isn’t enough. The administrator WILL find a way or two to snoop around and exploit you guys. Which is why you hire a trustworthy guy AND place the limits and constrains. But comes down to trusting the administrator either way.
This feature can be harmful to some administration and corporates. But in the same time, can be so useful to others. It all comes down to who uses it, how its being used and why. If you’re not comfortable with such feature then simply don’t comply. Others are comfortable.
Enough with the device wiping feature, here comes another thing.
You probably remember the whole talks about WhatsApp traffic being in plaintext and all and how everyone went security expert saying its not secured blah blah blah. yet people are still using it.
To start with, WhatsApp is an application that is available on multiple platforms (Android, BlackBerry iOS, Nokia and WP7) that delivers traffic through port 443 in plaintext. There are many other applications that does pretty much the same since the beginning of communications such as IRC, MSN Messenger, AIM, Yahoo Messenger and so on. And they’re available on all platforms (I’m surprised no one added IRC to their calculators). But no one complains. Then again, who uses IMs and IRC these days (I still do).
If privacy is your main concern, switch to other applications\platforms such as Kik (Which is available on multiplatforms) which uses SSL and BBM which is annoyingly encrypted (Not totally secured, but safer than so many products). But why aren’t people converting? Well, Kik isn’t as popular as WhatsApp and BlackBerry devices aren’t that, well, efficient as other devices (Even WP7).
I wrote this post to explain how some security features and measures can seem harmful, but they’re not and the other way around. It all comes down to these three factors:
Trust
Comfort
Security
You can be comfortable with a specific technology. But being too comfortable means you’ll have to trust your administrators which means it’ll most likely be less secured.
You can be paranoid. But that means you won’t trust your administrators and will have to go through some serious steps to get an email which contains a picture of your cat to be sent to your friend for teh lulz that’d take 10 minutes where you could’ve done that in 2 minutes withouth the hustle.
You can trust your administrators. That will give you a perfect balance between comfort and security. But might be a victim to untrustworthy administration.
So choose wisely
BeagleBoard-xM and Windows 7 CE – 1: Now kiss…
No seriously, they’re supposed to kiss, make out, give birth to babies and have a whole bunch of family right there!
Anyway, I’ve been trying to run Windows7 CE on this little beast but I faced so many dumb difficulties so I went full retard when I realized my mistakes. I’m not done yet, I’m just presenting that it is possible and few initial steps and suggestions on what to do and what not to do.
Actually, I’ll start with describing BeagleBoard-xM
Its basically a microcomputer (Can’t say controller, its bigger in performance than that) that can run Full HD (1080p) videos without breaking a sweat. So, performance-wise, it should be an interesting gadget!
Anyway, I decided to run Windows 7 CE on this thing because, well, I’m more comfortable playing around with Windows than Linux. That, and its a harder task to play with Windows than Linux in these cases. So, why not?
Now, here are some steps and what you should do and what you shouldn’t do…
Initially, you’ll have to have a USB-TO-SERIAL cable. Believe it or not, I had hard time finding one AND installing it on my laptop. In fact, I had to borrow my dad’s (Mine previously, he took over it) Sony VAIO laptop because it runs Windows 7 32-bit since almost all USB-TO-SERIAL supports 32bit drivers, not 64bit drivers.
Then, you need to download the right Windows 7 CE BeagleBoard image. I downloaded mine from my vendor here.
Once you do that, extract the zipped folder, go to “Tools” folder and run the SD-Card formatting tool which will format your SD-Card with the provided in “Images” folder (You’ll have to follow the steps by choosing the .MLO file then other extra files).
Once you do that, kick the SD-Card in your BeagleBoard-xM, connect the serial port, power cable (This can be through USB port from another source or any power source that provides 5 volts. DON’T GO OVER THAT! MIGHT DAMAGE YOUR BOARD!) and connect your HDMI cable.
Then, before it boots your Windows, you’ll probably want to adjust the resolution by pressing the “Space” button before it finishes counting to five, fix the resolution then save on flash (I had issues with saving so I’m doing it every single fucking time! Must find a solution) and you should be getting Windows 7 CE running there.
Here’s a video of how it’d look like:
Next, I need to figure out why the hell I’m not able to store screen settings and why the fuck I can’t use S-VIDEO instead of HDMI!? (For mobility purposes)
Mono HMD display hack: Figuring out the mono eyepiece!
As I mentioned in my previous post on trying to figure out a way to make it mono, well, I did without having to hot-wire or bypass in a way or another.
I dissembled the second (Unneeded) eyepiece LCD screen, folded the board and ribbon back to the first eyepiece and we’re all good
Here’s a picture of the whole thing after figuring it out:

And here’s a video of how things looks like inside the eyepiece:
Next, I’ll be sharing how I’m going to fit it in my glasses (I need to find them!)








































