So apparently, Stevey was on a visit vacation to Tokyo Japan and apparently he got some private ninja lessons there or smthng, because on his way to his own private jet, the Japanese security found a number of Shurikens in his bags.
The alarmed Security at the airport insisted on confiscating them ( don’t wanna be spreading their ninja secrets to the world) He was quoted saying: What am I gonna hijack my own damn private jet with some shurikens ??
Of course the witty community was quick as ever to benefit from this and thus we have:
I predict he will be going to somalia soon to buy a parrot, an eye patch and a sword… IPIRATE !
P.S I know that ninjas came from china and the Japanese had the Samurai to protect their emperor from the evol ninjas, but cmon … its Steve Jobs ! 😛
Just giving you a heads up that this story is not real. Yes he did went to Japan but the finding of the ninja star was misleading. If it was then this would happened. http://www.nma.tv/2010/09/15/apple-denies-steve-jobs-ninja-star-story/
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