*INSERT WEIRD IMAGINATION HERE*
This thing doesn’t necessarily prevent pregnancy… It’s just there for the fun of it…
But if you actually used it and had kids, boy you’re screwed 
I wonder if they’ll make “Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh” or “The deadly rabbit with the pointy teeth” condoms…
Or SHARK ones… Oh boy, I’m a buyer definitely!!
see now those parts overthere are to tickle and make sex more enjoyable
.. and i wouldnt think shark condoms would work.. theyre *thinks hard* blue! 
I’m still trying to imagine how awkward it will feel if any of the guys over here would wear one of those things. If it was me I’d make sure I would have some sort of Godzilla background theme music going on before I go into action. LOL!! XD