Here’s how I imagined things:
Victim: Police?
Police: Yes, how may I help?
Victim: Two failure thieves are trying rob my house!
Police: How do they look like?
Victim: Like JigglyPuff painted on their face.
Police: What? Oh… OH MY GOD I GOTTA SEE THIS!!
*Few hours later after finding their car and pulling them over*
Police: Who do you think you are painting your face like this?
The two theives: BATMEN!!!