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The Psystar VS Apple fights and battles are going nuts…

I really LOLed when I read this… If things went the way I hope it would (Psystar wins this and starts producing MAC OSX Clones), I’ll seriously consider buying Psystar for the hell of it

More details? Click here to read the Engadget article.

I’ve read things about some reflective sprays to apply on license plate an stuff… But this would be so funny if it worked

If “Laser-Printed License Plates” means a paper printed with HP\EPSON\WHATEVER printer that fakes a license plate, things will be REALLY insanely funny!!

Some kids in Maryland discovered that their speeding cameras can’t tell the difference between Real and Laser-Printed license plates…

Due to the kids action, the people in there are calling the council to screw these cameras and pull’em back…

I wonder if something like this would happen in Kuwait and someone would print such a fake license plate to see if it works or not

I’d like to know if someone IS willing to do so

Click here to read the ZDNET article.

Another reason why I hate football (That sometimes I prefer calling it soccer just to disrespect it)…

Anyways, I was hanging in Sultan Center in Al-Kout Mall (Yes… I’m that bored) with two of my friends (They’re that bored as well)… I was browsing since it’s been our 5th visit (Well, my 5th… I don’t know about the rest) and ran across this STUPID ENERGY DRINK!!

Seriously… Real Madrid ENERGY DRINK!? Have football fannism gone this far?

Leaving the physical\mental fights and argues because someone threw a joke at someone’s favorite football club aside (Yes… I’ve seen stuff like that and I’m talking about 18~40 years old males), ENERGY DRINKS!? Seriously I’ll refer to football as “Soccer” from now on in this post…

Have soccer gone this commercial and money absorbing thing? I mean if we were kids that would buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles goos (weapons, toys, food, gums, books and the list goes on) I would’ve sai “Well…Kids”…

But to see someone filling his car (Crappy car… An by that damaged, old fashioned, desperately pimped out and similar crap) with soccer stickers, pillows, bubble-headed players, mirror hangers and alot of weird stuff… Not just crappy cars, even cool cars; to see a BMW filled with crap or PORSCHE Cayenne saturated with such humilation…

Here’s a crappier thing; someone forging some weird stickers… Like half “AC MILAN” and half “Al-3arabi”… WHAT THE HELL!?

Funny thing that most of these people make fun of “Anime fanboys” for being less obsessed in Anime’s merchendising while they over-kill their room, life, work, games and other things with soccer fannism…

I don’t hate soccer… I like PLAYING it… I would cheer for a club or too… I’m a fan of “Kazma” football club… But I’m not as extreme as this…

I actually gave up on being a soccer fanboy since maybe 1997 (When “Bader Hajji” used to play in Kazma Club and when Cantona used to play in Manchester United)… Old dust eh?

I’m really obsessed with Animes (Ghost In The Shell to be more exact):
*   I named my computers “Motoko” and “Batou”
*   I named my iPod (Before you start bashing me, I got it for free… Why say no?:P) “Seburo Arms”
*   My nickname in Counter-Strike: Source is “Kusunagi Motoko”
*   My laptop’s name is “Tachikoma”

But I don’t punch someone in the face because he said “Ghost In The Shell SUCKS!!! NARUTO, BLEACH AND DEATH NOTE ARE THE BEST!!”… Instead, I just do something that I call it (Zeyad’s don’t talk to me anymore until you know what you’re talking about) move that my friend Zeyad does every now’n'then… And if they saw GITS and still think that way I just reply with an easy “Whether you have a crappy taste of Animes, just started watching Animes or that you didn’t like GITS… It’s your call”…

I’ll actually consider using “Soccer” in real life…

Such a shock…

OK, this might be an interesting news for hackers\hackers-wannabies…

Some government officials an others stated that U.S is not prepared for a major cyber attack after running a two-days cyberwar simulation…

The funny thing, this game has been launched after a year from the initiating cyber security stuff that the shoed previous president “George W. Bush” launched (Maybe it’s the only good thing he made for U.S… But who am I to say such thing? Just a joke I’d like to kick in :P… Though he made us a favour and got rid of Saddam Hussain)…

More details? Click here to read the REUTERS article.

NOTE:
This post will be an exception to my rules… Whoever throws a comment arguing about taking Saddam out of Iraq will be removed… Why such exception? BECAUSE I OWN THIS BLOG… MUAHAHAHAHA!!! (I just hope no one would hack the whole thing as a revenge :P)

Things got waaa~aaay over control… To think that someone would think that way…

See the guy above? Someone is offering his daughter to marry the man who threw his shoe at George W. Bush for the same shoe!! (The show thrower is above… Thanks Madao for clearing it out)

He’s even ready to pay for marrage expenses and all… She even wouldn’t mind on such thing!!

For god sake!! What the hell happened to people?

OK I admit I laughed and want that shoe (Maybe to throw it at someone… Make it more valuable :P), but to offer your DAUGHTER for such thing? Thats insane!!!

More curious about the details? Read the REUTERS Oddly Enough article.

I just hope nothing like this happens in Kuwait for a silly reason

A patient who had an injury that cost her an eye, nose and her upper jaw, got eight transplant specialists to transplant bone, blood vessles, nerves and muscles in 22 hours operation!!

She was able to get such treatment by replacing a female donor’s face…

I’m really surprised with such news. I mean, how great it is to donate your face for a needing stranger (Who knows… Could be a relative… But I’m assuming they’re totally strangers)… And how amazing it is to be able to pull such operation off with success…

I really hope nothing like this happens in Kuwait. Don’t get me wrong, I really hope no one gets such injury and\or the need to get such treatment. And I hope MOH (Wezarat Al-Ke77a) only refer to such treatment when it is extremly needed…

I mean, come on!! I’m sure someone would kill for a celebrity’s face… An to throw some names:
Halema Boland
Noor and Muhannad from that Turkish TV show
Abdullah Ruwaished
Maybe Bashar Al-Shatti (I know someone who’s obsessed about him)
Rabeh Saqer (I don’t know if someone would… But he’s a celebrity anyways :P)
Alisa (They’d go for body transplant too :P)
Nancy Ajram (Someone would need to cut their height to reach that :P)
Shereen
Nawal
…
THE LIST IS ENDLESS…

You know we’re crazy enough to desire such thing and forget about our natural beauty we’ve been given by god…

Click here to read the BBC NEWS link.

I wrote “XMass” as an inside joke … But seriously, such a way to cheat on santa (As if he wouldn’t figure :P)

Better start writing a long list with stuff you want to Santa, prepare a cam or something and snap a picture of him going “What the? It’s expanding!!” look :P…

I hope I didn’t offend anyone with such joke… But seriously… Thats a cheap way to get presents from Santa … So if you’re planning on making this, go and write a long letter telling Santa how good you were so he wouldn’t mind filling it up for ya (Though you could use it if you have a REAL long leg… Or feet… Or… Whatever)

Click here to visit the Instructables Link.

Blizzard made the joke in their website, China took it seriously… Remember kids: “INTERWEBZ IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS”

Some restaurant owner decided to make a WoW themed restaurant… Food looks great… No weirdly dressed waiters\waitress (Imagine a kid going inside seeing an ORC welcoming him )… WoW Drawings… WoW door… Oh noes!!!

I might actually consider going there IF I went to Beijin (ONLY IF)…

Here’s the CCTV video footage covering the place…

If something like this would happen in Kuwait, it would probably be one of the following:
*   Call of Duty (As I call it Juty)
*   Travian
*   Winning Eleven or Pro Evo Soccer thingy (Which we call it “Al-Dawri Al-Yabany )
*   FIFA
*   Grand Theft Auto
*   Need for Speed
*   Metal Gear Solid
*   Guitar Hero (Though Extremist Islamist will go nuts and chaos some headache)

And the list goes on

Anyways… Here’s the links:
Click here to read the SK-Gaming article
Click here to read the CCTV article

They might’ve over done it… But still kicks a laugh…

The Simpsons made few Apple’n'Steve Jobs mocking episode(s) or something… I dug few of’em in YouTube and hope you like’em…

I’m not posting this to mock Apple and Steve Jobs (Though I kinda do ), I just found it abit of funny and thought maybe some will like it (I’m sure few of my friends will)… And I’m sure as well you’ll find Windows mocking movies (and probably Linux mocking movies as well)…

I think I’m fated not to buy one this Eid :P…

Today was a WoW day for me… I was playing WoW till 19:00 or something… I stopped playing since I had something to bring for mom from some shop… So I arrived back home by 22:30…

I was planning on going to buy a “3gaal”… Everything till this point is what happened in real life…

Now, I was walking to my car… I’ve seen an ORC with the exclamation mark above his head (or maybe a question mark)… I right clicked on him (Don’t ask.. I just did) and started a quest…

I finished that quest… Now I can start my car… Oops, must learn the skills to start the car…

Went to the Rogue side of the city to train myself… Which for some reason that skill requires a level 25 rogue while I’m level 24… Damn it! ONLY ONE LEVEL…

So I started to kill some mobs (which were street cats… Don’t ask why… I don’t know myself)… I died few times and that respawn thingy when the spirit ghost thingy appears (to resurruct you and cost you %25 of your armor and whatever) was in my house’s kitchen!!! (hunger really affects things)…

So had few fights… few deaths… Finally leveled up to 25… Went to that rogue thingy trainer to level up and FINALLY I’m level 25…

I went back to my car to start it… I finally did… I drove it to our CO-OP to buy the “3gaal”… Arrived in once piece…

Now I must start looking for a “3gaal” shop… I was looking around shops and stuff… The indian stand… Kuwaitana Shawarma place… Student center (Which reminds me I gotta do my college’s report)… AHA!!! JUST WHAT I REALLY NEEDED; THOSE WHO FIXES MY GEAR!!!…

Fixed my gear which costs 2 Gold pieces and a KD… And surprisingly, the “3gaal” shop was right next to it… Then I started to hear Tom’s cry from Tom’n'Jerry (Y’know… When Jerry smack his butt then Tom cries and yell… Thats classic)… I realised that Tom’s cries were my mobile’s ringtone (No seriously… I use it to wake me up when someone calls… As useful as Avenged Sevenfold’s “Beast and the Harlot”… Less chaotic)… Talked to my friend and made plans for wednesday… Then I realised it’s 22:30 and I’m in my room… no Orc thingy no shit… It was nothing but a DREAM…

And I DIDN’T EVEN BUY THE “3GAAL”… NOT EVEN IN MY DREAM!!!!!!!

I’m sure this story might bore some of the readers… I’m sure this story might let other readers go “Are you nuts? What kinda idiotic dream is this!?”…

But hey, dreams are meant to be idiotic and imaginary… Atleast thats what I think

If there’s something I learned from this dream… It would be these:
*   Don’t play WoW right before Eid…
*   Today it’s impossible for me to buy “3gaal”… Not even in my dreams!!!
*   Don’t sleep early before Eid (I wonder why did I sleep when I got back home… Not just why… HOW!? I don’t remember going to bed :P)