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Don’t like chemicals in your body? Try electronics in your body!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Exploring Computerism, Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, SCIENCE!!, Technology on November 14, 2009
Yes, you read that right… Soon, Kusunagi Motoko will hack your body and make you play with yourself for her own pleasure (Though I’ll be happy to be that victim… Anything for Motoko 
)
Now back to reality, Brian Litt, an associate professor of neurology and bioengineering at the University of Pennsylvania and his group, are working on developing electronic circuits that actually melts INSIDE your body in some way.
Their example of how useful it can be is that one can install a circuit that monitors sugar level in your blood and display the reading in LEDs.
My example is an MP3 installed somewhere and whenever you need to change a song you need to slap your face… So whenever you listen to a weird song someone just slap your face to listen to another song
Exoskeletons for rent!?
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in FUN!, Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, SCIENCE!!, Technology on September 12, 2009
Now I can see ALOT of animes coming to real life (Ghost In The Shell, Appleseed)…
Simply put, this Japanese company is going to rent exoskeletons to those who can’t move their body.
These exoskeletons can perform day-to-day tasks by utilizing human’s brainwaves. It comes in three sizes and cost from $1,570 to $2,300 a month. As shown in the video below:
But that doesn’t beat DARPA’s exoskeleton:
Now you better watch out! Grannies will be able to brute force you soon using a punch that’s 10 times more powerful than yours
Click here to read the H+ related article for more details
Is this!? OMG! Ghost In The Shell is becoming a reality!!!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Exploring Computerism, FUN!, Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!!, Technology on September 6, 2009
Adding DARPA’s telepathy with this, you’ll get Ghost In The Shell (Yes, I’m THAT obsessed with it)…
I’ll make it short:
This contact lens has some tiny stuff stuffed inside that can actually transmit images to your eyes and almost as transparent as %100 which is powered by RF…
Been tested on bunnies (I wonder why I’m not surprised) and lasted for 20 minutes…
All they need to do to make it work on human is to make it even smaller and stuff more things inside…
Click here to read the related GIZMODO post.
Cardiac patch: A way to heal broken heart tissue(s)
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Humanoid Rat Labs, Kuwaitism, Meds, SCIENCE!!, Technology on August 30, 2009
I hope this gets our hospitals soon…
I’m not a medic guy so I’ll explain it how I understood it…
When someone gets a heart attack, some heart tissues dies because some fat is blocking the blood from flowing inside a blood vessel on the heart which if someone survived, it’ll leave behind a weakened heart…
Poking around with lab rat hearts, some researchers figured out something that they call “Cardiac Patch”… Which is literally a patch of young heart tissue that gets raised outside the heart then put on the heart (In some way or another) and after a while, that patch becomes a part of the heart…
Boy, I just summarized 8 paragraphs in a crappy way… So, check the related CNET page if you want more details (And probably more accurate explanation than what I’ve wrote up there).
Wooden Skull!!!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!! on August 10, 2009
That can be an awesome piece of art rather than an awesome medical solution (Bone replacement)…
Here how’s it done:
1) Burn that wood till it become as black as night (We are the knights who says “Ni!”)
2) Coat it with Calcium
3) Suff it into someone’s head!
Advantages? Well, the spongier structure handles natural impact better than the awesome Titanium skull.
Disadvantages? Cost $850 (I don’t know if it’s an advantage or not, but I’ll assume it’s not), not as cool as Titanium ones (Metal detectors anyone?) and you’re less fun when you torn to a zombie (Which means beating the crap outta your head would be easier than the Titanium one)
Click here to read the Gizmodo post for more details.
Nanosheets!!!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!! on August 8, 2009
This will change alot of things!!
To make it short, this Nanosheet thingy makes can be used to heal stuff without leaving scars…
Now to think about it, we wouldn’t know if the woman infront of us is a plastic doll or real (Scars sometimes shows) …
Click here to read the details in CNET
BRAIN CARPET!!!!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!! on August 3, 2009
Ghost in the shell is becoming real!!!
To make it short, a bunch of researchers at the University of Utah developed what they call “Brain Carpet” which goes like this:
Placing 32 electrode around the brain with 2mm distance between each. Such thing made patients control mouse cursor successfully with their prosthetic limbs…
***NOTE TO MY STALKER***
COSPLAY AS KUSUNAGI MOTOKO!!!!!
If you did, I’ll clean up the kitchen, do the dishes and feed you grapes!!… AT THE SAME TIME!!! (I’d have to learn some bunshin-no-jutsu to do that… DAMN LAME NARUTO!!!)
Click here to read the related Engadget post.
*ACHO*!!… Damn wireless… It’s making me sneeze!!!
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Exploring Computerism, Humanoid Rat Labs, Kuwaitism, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!!, Stupidity, Weirdness on August 3, 2009
Atleast that’s the scenario I had in mind
According to a PC AUTHORITY article, someone is saying that %2 of the people in this planet are suffering from Wi-Fi (electro)Sensitivity… Nothing proven yet since there’s no powerful backing facts (If any), but it’s funny when you think about it…
I had to kick in the sneezing panda because it makes me laugh (And kinda cute)…
I just hope the government here wouldn’t band mobile phone, wireless networks, microwave ovens, bluetooth, remote control, TV and everything that has wireless signals of any type just because someone read my article and believe such crap
Click here to read the related PC AUTHORITY article
Number 5
Posted by slartibarfaster in Criminology, Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), Uncategorized, Weirdness on July 6, 2009
This is sort of a strange thing that i recently noticed, actually it was the dentist whom brought my attention to it, let me tell you this little story of mine:
one night i wake up with pain in my tooth, the pain was disastrous, by disastrous i mean i was punching each and every wall in the house, funny thing is am quit familiar with that pain, i know it was a infected nerve in one of my teeth, after two weeks of daily visits to the dentist i fixed -FIVE- teeth (yes i know!) that had infected nerves, and fixed my frontal tooth (which now looks amazing, i can’t stop smiling ), anyways, as i said -FIVE- nerves, and funny thing is that 4 of those -FIVE- are marked as number -FIVE-, i mean if you count the sector where the infected tooth is, you’ll find that its number five, so basically i have four -FIVES- and another one, which in total make -FIVE- (_-_-shrugs-_-_), see pic bellow:
5
when i came to realize that, i started looking for more things, magically my house number is -FIVE- and the street number is 230 which when added together, 2+3+0=-FIVE-.
my old house was in street -FIVE- and it used to be in block 3 house number two,
which again 2+3=-FIVE- !!
and i remember when i was a little kid i really loved the number -FIVE-, i just loved the way you write it in english. >.>
is it me, or is the world one major conspiracy!!?
KILL THE INVADERS!@!
So, being a porno junkie isn’t that bad… Or is it?
Posted by Loolykinns Teh P1r473 in Humanoid Rat Labs, Meds, RAND(), SCIENCE!!, Weirdness on July 2, 2009
This is for guys only
According to an article written in COSMOS MAGAZINE, frequent fapping “Masturbation” is improves sperm quality…
So that gives one more reason for hentai and porno junkies to keep on fapping to that stuff (Anyone into furry stuff?)
I’m not going to dig the details because, well, I assume I disturbed readers enough…
So, in case you’re interested in the details, check the COSMOS MAGAZINE article to satisfy curiosity
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