For all of those wanting to go out and buy an iPhone, and can wait a bit..

the iPhone 3g was officially announced today in Apples WWDC by Steve Jobs.

Its thinner, and not that expensive for an 8gb model.

If 3g isnt something you really care about (which you should when picking out a mobile phone now-a-days) the old iPhone will also get a very nice price cut from $299 to around $199.

For a full coverage of the Steve Jobs keynote, where he discusses iPhone V2.0 and dev kits and such go to [Engadget WWDC Coverage]

“SOMEONE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE!!!” some lady inside the walking door wearing white lab coat yelled with bottle end thick glasses and metallic mask sitting on multi-wheeled chair yelled. “It wasn’t me I swear” a kid wearing a propeller hat answered. “CHICKEN STAAAARE!!!” the girl quickly said while staring at the kid like a chicken. The kid cried and yelled “OK ITS MEEE! I’M SORRY DON’T HIT ME”. He broke her heart so she handed the kid some coins to bring her chocolate.

“Oh you must be the guy who LOLs alot with Kinns. My name is Seita The Leikha”. Brain frozen there for a moment, that name rings a bell. I’ll just keep that bell ringing till someone gets annoyed and turn it off. And her “The” word sounds more like “Za”. When we shook hands Worrup KICKED ME and the Leikha lady pulled me inside that walking door. “He’s our only hope for now. Prepare him to defeat the chainsaw Bagar!” said Worrup as closing the door.

“Bagar? whats that?” I instantly said, “and whats with the yellow coat?” I resumed. “I don’t know I just made you wear it because I have no use of it” Worrup replied from behind the door as he resumed laughing. “Don’t pay attention to him, its useful” said Seita. “Really?” I replied. Seita quickly answered “no I’m just making fun of you”. What a disappointment.

She handed me a green box with clear envelop. “Whats that?” I asked. She answered “Irish Grass. Its what you’re going to use to defeat the Chainsaw Bagar. You only have to chew it and spit it at her, if you can of course”.

Now things are getting more weirder, Who’s the Chainsaw Bagar? and What does it have to do with everything in here? Whats that Irish Grass? Where am I? Where did that kid go? What kinda chocolate was it? Whats the percentage of the chocolate’s purism in the chocolate he’s bringing? What brand? What took him so long? and the most important question is, WHY THE HELL AM I STILL WEARING THIS YELLOW COAT?

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Chocolate:

Green Box:

Clear Envelop:

Irish Grass:

The Chainsaw Bagar:

Seita The Leikha (Seita Za Leikha):

“SCREW YOU! EVIL COMPANY” I yelled as I let my hands go free from that bar because I couldn’t take it anymore falling on the swimming pool since its safe to do so.

when i got out of the swimming pool one of the remaining doctors said “your mind is twisted, the evil company doesn’t exist”. “But I…” i got interrupted by the doctor “no use talking in here… wear this and follow me” he said. he gave me a yellow coat.

the doctor took me to an old library which is filled with dust and dirt. and in the middle there was a statue which is shaped like a miss-shaped cube with a small hole in the middle. he took out a wooden stick and stuck it inside and kept moving it up and down. while he’s at it some weird noises started to be hear.

I got freaked out and looked at him, he was smiling like telling me to calm down its nothing. so I tried. couldn’t help but notice the shadows and the loud noises. the shadows are getting closer and closer and my heartbeats are getting harder and faster. and it was a kitten running to hunt a mouse. it WAS nothing.

as soon as he finished moving that stick a wooden door with 2 legs came running to us and with its two arms, his right arm extended to open itself (the door) and when it did I saw some weird lab inside.

“doors aren’t supposed to come to us, doors are supposed to be just doors” i said. the doctor replied “thats what the EVIL COMPANY wants you to believe. Sorry couldn’t introduce myself earlier, I’m agent Worrup from the Good Institution. welcome to our no-ground operation HQ. you are our only hope to defeat the evil company… yet”

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Yellow Coat (www.getaklu.com):

Old Library (http://upload.wikimedia.org):

Wooden Stick (www.ovm.co.uk):

The Door:

Life can be very difficult for many children , specially those who are in Foster Care. Being a volunteer has not only given me love, courage and patience , but also has given me the time to think and appreciate how meaningful our lives are.

On my first working day as i was walking through the hall way looking for some assistance , a bunch of cute little girls started jumping, they wanted candies. all I had was 2 pieces of candies. so I threw them in the air and saw them fighting to death.

Only 2 kids survived… then, bunch of kids appeared wanting candies. I have no more left. I had to run. so I ran and ran and they’re still keeping up with me. then i got cornered.

I looked back and saw the hungry kids. remembered resident evil zombies. i had no place to run. when i took a better look, i saw the doctors and assister at the back, injecting the poor kids with special sugar injections that’d turn them to sugar’n'candies craving zombies.

I knew it all along! so i took few steps forward, looked at the corner, ran to it and jumped on the window to break it hoping that something fluffy would wait for me from below to land on it. and i found a swimming pool filled with crocodiles and the Michelin fat guy waiting for me to fall. he’s made of rubber.

so i fell on him and bounced to the next building and there’s NO WINDOW TO BREAK!. just few microseconds before the impact i saw a metal bar and hung up to it… waited for 2 minutes while watching the kids falling off the window to the swimming pool. the crocodiles died from all the sweetness they ate from the kids. only 3 kids remained. they ate each others then 1 survived. he was next to an ant farm. the ants attacked him because he was so sweet and ate every bit of him. no sugar carving zombie kid remained. only the evil assister which flew riding the evil company’s helicopter.

“NOW A NEW WAR HAS BEGUN” the evil company’s head shouted. tried to look at his face but it was too dark. though the sound and the shape of the face looked familiar. I wonder who that person is…

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Michelin Guy:

Sugar Craving Kids Zombies (www.newstarget.com):